Monday, March 03, 2008

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, ‘What happened, what’s the hold up?’ “Terrorists have kidnapped President Bush and Vice President Cheney,” the man answers.

He continues, “They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.”

The driver asks, “On average, how much is everyone giving?”

“About a gallon.”


I want to laugh at this joke, but it's getting harder and harder to find the humor in our national debacle. Still, I'm in for a gallon.


Jeremy said...

I'm in for a couple gallons, but you'll have to wait until I get paid (or maybe I could sell some plasma...)

Mimi said...

Bwhahahahahahahahaha! I'd contribute a couple of gallons as well.

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Anonymous said...

I am sharing this with my sweetie right now. Thanks for the laugh!