Thursday, November 09, 2006
Dibs on a terrorist clone.
From Stephen Colbert's show Tuesday night (Stephen is a fake conservative pundit, for those who don't know):
"You’re the ones who made this bed. Now you’re the ones who are going to have to move over so a gay couple can sleep in it. Tomorrow you’re all going to wake up in a brave new world.
"A world where the constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones created in a stem-cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning flags.
"Where tax & spend Democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio and teach evolution to illegal immigrants.
"Oh – and everybody’s high!"