We went to see Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest tonight, and my primary thoughts about this flick were:
Crusty. And gooey.
I mean, look at this:
I wish I could find a picture of Will Turner's dad--he was crusty in the extreme. And gooey.
Everybody in this film was crusty, gooey, and/or in extreme need of dental treatment. And a hot soapy bath. Only the lovers, Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley, looked semi-clean and non-nauseating.
Yeah, it was sorta fun, and yeah--even dirty, skeezy-toothed, eye-linered and fey, Johnny Depp is hot. Good swordfights and a few scenes that made my mouth drop open wondering how--even with stunt doubles and models--exactly how did they film that?
But mostly...just crusty. And gooey. Can't wait for number three--maybe it will inspire me to vomit right in the aisle! Good times.