From the Ask-A-Stupid-Question Department: a woman called the store yesterday afternoon from her car, trying to find the store: "I'm at the intersection of Route 17 and Victory. Which way do I go?"
Um. As I am not in your car, I would have a hard time answering that question, since there are at least three possible choices. Which direction are you headed in?
"Uhhh...I don't know."
I'm sorry, I just don't get how a person can drive around in their daily life and not have a clue at any given moment which direction they're headed in. Now, if you picked me up and plunked me down in say, downtown Manhattan with no reference points, then, yes, I would be hard-pressed to know which direction I was headed in. (At least until I bought a map, which would be my first stop.) But in my own hometown?
Me: "Okayyy...well, you need to head south on Route 17--"
Her: "I don't know which way is south."
We had to break it down to landmarks and it took forever! "Is Wal-Mart behind you or in front of you? Is it on your right or your left?"
"Ummmm...?"
It would be so incredibly disorienting to never know what direction you were going, or whether a particular road runs north-south or east-west. I know people (well, mostly women) who live this way--my mother and sister are two of them--but sheesh, it must be hard!
Thus endeth my superiority trip. I may not have many talents in life, but by God I can read a map and retain the information! Pat, pat, pat on my own back.
Found a dress to wear to Janine's wedding today, plus jewelry, plus slenderizing undies to {hopefully} smooth out the lumps and bumps. What a relief to get that done. I actually knocked quite a few things off my to-do list this morning. More pats on the back for me!
I have not had a single day off work since Saturday, July 23. Now, I'm not working 8 hours each day, but still. Friday, when I leave for Ohio, will be my first day off in three weeks. I can't wait for Karen's husband to get back so he can be with their kids and I can stop working every freaking day! Days of the week have become meaningless. Monday? Friday? Saturday? Okay, I'll just take your word for it.
It's not so bad, but I'm finding myself getting more and more impatient with people and their stupid questions. So if you come in the store this week, just keep your trap shut!
4 comments:
I have that same ability - isn't it cool?
Beautiful photo! Although, it looks hot and drippy!
Enjoy your vacation.
Those of us directionally-challenged need love, too. =) East is left, West is right, up is North and own is South. Right???!!! Ha!
It's hot here in Ohio, too, but it'll probably be cooler near where your parents live, if that's where you are going. Steamy. Icky. I broke down and bought one of those shiny sun blocker thingies for my windshield and it STILL feels like an oven when I get in my car at the end of the day. aaaaaah..... I love Ohio. (not)
Aw, you know I love ya, Bev. How would you get through a mall without me? Snort.
My husband is great with maps and things, but tends to get spatially disoriented if he's in a place with mountains that don't run north-south. Pesky mountains.
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